And now, we move into S5 one last time to introduce the next phase of Whose Line’s identity…the guest star episode
It’s one thing to have a big SUPERSTAR GUEST take the fourth seat and do improv to get ratings. It’s another thing entirely to use a BIG SUPERSTAR GUEST as a ratings hook by centering games around them, having them be props in Living Scenery or sung to in Song Styles, without them ever having to the ‘hard part’ of improv.
Essentially, Guest Star episodes take the anonymity of asking a member of the audience to help out and replace that with having someone you vaguely know or is good at things to help out just to get different viewerships. If you can see a few problems with that, CONGRATULATIONS, you’re smarter than a television producer.
Pretty much every taping in S5 had at least one guest star hanging around that played one or two games and would still allow for unaccompanied material to make its own show. This one, from a Brad Sherwood taping that had another guest star as well, featured Playboy icon Hugh Hefner and two of his playmates, Ava Fabian and Victoria Fuller. The other one from this taping is a little more useful to improv but…the producers didn’t care in the least.
Again, you can tell this is a S5 taping because of Drew’s brown corduroy suit jacket and gelled, combed-over hair.
Drew: “the points are just like…J.Lo’s husband’s name”
Ben Affleck, Marc Anthony and Alex Rodriguez would like a word with you…
Award Show: Brad and Wayne present the Obnoxious Drunks award to Ryan and Colin
Brad: “You know, every type of party needs its own…boisterous, lampshade-wearing fool…”
Ryan, from the audience: “WE CAN’T HEEEEAR YOOOOU!”
Wayne and Brad are great at doing some easy prompter-reading jokes
I still love the audience members that get roped into being nominees.
I also love Wayne dubbing this the “HAAAAAEEEENNGH Award”
I love the over-excited audience member wanting a high five from Ryan, which he gladly does
Ryan also hugs two of the losing nominees, which is a fun gesture. Colin goes towards the stage, and Ryan, caught in a hug with one of them, begs him to go on without him
Colin and Ryan’s drunk camaraderie is pretty nice, as they’re just hanging off each other
Colin: “we would like to thank the makers of alcohol…”
Ryan: “AND! ICE! THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ICE!”
Ryan: “…when we started drinking…we never thought something like this would happen…”
[the way he says this and gets serious makes this even funnier]
Ryan: “I don’t feel so good”
Colin: “HAVE THIS…BALONEY.”
Colin: “AND THE MILK…AND THEN DANCE.”
A pretty amusing Award Show, but not much more than a surface playing of this.
Drew: “1000 points to Colin and Ryan for doing such great Colin and Ryan impressions…”
Duet: Brad and Wayne sing a swing number to Hugh Hefner, Ava Fabian and Victoria Fuller
Drew, before he intros this, says “I can’t wait, this is gonna be great”
Brad and Wayne, knowing the game but not knowing why he’s excited, go “oh” nervously
Once Hugh comes out, COLIN OF ALL PEOPLE GIVES HIM A STANDING O. That’s right, Colin Mochrie, champion of queer people everywhere, is the first to applaud noted polygamist Hugh Hefner.
Of course, Colin and Ryan do their bit of coming upstage to say hello to the pretty ladies
Brad even comes down and does a bowing motion towards Hugh
Hugh, cleverly: “thank you, my son…”
Drew just seems very surprised that Hef accepted the booking, and I can kind of see why. During this GUEST STAR season, there are a few bookings where I can say ‘I see how they got them’, and I’m thinking of Florence Henderson, Chyna, Jerry Springer, and then unknowns like Jane the Bodybuilder and Neena & Veena. But Hef is definitely a huge get, as he’s a very big media and pop culture figure. I’d say he even dwarfs an even more famous WL get coming next season
I love Drew pointing out the cleverness of them doing ‘swing music’ to the world’s most famous swinger.
Brad: “I’m grinning ear to ear, I didn’t even notice Hef was here”
Wayne’s “I’m gonna call you later to see how you can keep it up” line doesn’t get a very kind reaction from Hugh.
Brad adding that his diet “consists of bunny tails” is the kind of renegade dirty joke that I am surprised the censors allowed. Even Hugh’s impressed with that one
The censor DOES HOWEVER censor Wayne line of “give me two wolf ears because I love to eat bunnies.”
SO. Insinuating that Hugh Hefner eats a lot of ass- GOOD. Insisting WAYNE BRADY eats a lot of pussy- BAD.
A very bawdy number that Brad and Wayne tried their best with, but I couldn’t shake a bit of awkwardness both from the talent just sitting there AND from Wayne and Brad trying to gauge what will and won’t get them killed. Amusing enough, though
As the three of them leave, Brad and Wayne start to follow them…then Brad reneges the joke. Wayne looks at the camera…and follows them off anyway
Scenes from a Hat:
Ryan: “What d’you got there, Drew?”
Drew: “…I’VE GOT A GAME CALLED SCENES FROM A HAT!”
Brad cracks, as Ryan walked right into it
Ryan: “I say, my brotha, that’s a fine lookin’ hat…”
“Superman’s Secret Inner Thoughts”
Colin: “…wonder if Batman’s shorts ride up..”
The shot of Wayne squeezing a lump of coal in his ass is pretty funny
Drew: “Things you did as a child that aren’t as cute when you’re an adult”
Brad, with a great read: “…I went poopy in my pants…”
Colin: [mimes sucking on a tit]
Drew: “If celebrities had been the first people to walk on the moon”
Brad: “…ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN…and one giant step for ME, BRAD SHERWOOD!”
Drew: “…I’m sorry, I said ‘celebrities'”
OOOOOH. The audience makes him regret this one
Brad, mockingly: “THAT WAS MEEEAN!”
Ryan, as Carol Channing: “…WELL THIS IS DRY AND BARREN AS *I* AM!”
A pretty okay SFAH. Not a ton stood out from this one, save for the moon one.
Drew calls this show one for the whole family
Ryan: “…playboy bunnies…”
Colin: ‘…AND TONIGHT’S SPECIAL GUEST, CAROL CHANNING!”
Living Scenery: Ryan and Colin are two treasure hunters canoeing down the Amazon decide to pitch their tents by the river, when they come under attack from the natives
Ava and Victoria are the props
Now here comes the other game that most Guest Star shows are gonna take advantage of
Drew intros Ryan and Colin as ‘the luckiest guys in the world’. Ryan apologizes to Wayne and Brad as he goes up with Ava and Victoria
Although, like last game, Wayne and Brad come up and try to drag Ryan and Colin away
Drew, to the Bunnies: “You guys are both looking great.”
Ryan: “Thank you.”
Drew, as he explains the game, to Ava and Victoria: “I know, it’s kinda creepy, huh?”
Ryan: “HEY, IT’S THEATER.”
Drew reads the scene description, and around ‘decide to pitch their tents’, he completely cracks up. Ryan’s gone too
Even funnier- the shared sigh between Ryan and Colin right before they start the scene. An implied ‘ohhh boy’.
Ryan and Colin first use the girls as backpacks
Ryan: “I’M WEARING MINE FOR THE ENTIRE TRIP.”
Colin, with a beautiful woman wrapping his arms over him, cracks in suggesting they set up camp here
Ryan: “Having a tough time speaking, aren’t ya?”
Both girls have a different idea about how they’re gonna canoe. Ryan picks up his and uses her as an oar. Colin’s just moves him as part of the canoe, just wiggling his arms up and down
Ryan, seeing this: “What are you doing?”
Colin: “DON’T EVEN ASK.”
Once Colin suggests they pitch a tent:
Colin: “…I love those self-doing…tents…”
Once Colin and Ryan get in the tent, Colin asks if Ryan heard anything…then comes back with nothing. Translation- we are staying here as long as possible. This reminds me of a future playing of this involving a sleeping bag.
I love Ryan repeating ‘MONKEYS ATTACKING US’ to Ava and Victoria when they don’t immediately do anything
This leads to both girls jumping on Ryan and Colin. While Ryan fells his easily, Colin exclaims “ANOTHER HOUR AND I’LL HAVE THIS ONE-” before Ryan pulls him away. Very Castle Anthrax logic here.
There’s a point where Ryan nearly runs out of things for them to do, and he’s in sort of mid-cracking mode for the rest of the scene, just spitballing to have them do more stuff. His shaky delivery of “wanna roast some marshmallows” is pretty great
Colin and Ryan pick up the girls to use as guns, which is amusing enough.
Colin: “Hey, I’m gonna load mine..”
Victoria cracks up at this
Colin: “Okay, both barrels are full”
Ryan, AGAIN running out of ideas, suggests jetpacks
Colin, fumbling around his: “where are the controls”
Drew buzzes, Colin and Ryan congratulate Victoria and Ava for doing a good job, which they did, and Ryan just shakes his head back to the seats. That was a pretty funny Living Scenery, but you can tell exactly when it ran out of steam and when it became Ryan thinking of more pervy things for them to do
Colin, pointing out Ryan’s hanging mic: “you’re droopin'”
Ryan: “ALWAYS HAPPENS.”
Brad: “d’you think Wayne and I can try that game?”
Ryan, taking this the other way: “I don’t think I can lift you..”
Props: Ryan and Drew vs. Brad and Wayne
Wayne, doing podiums: “I’ll take famous bald people for 500, Alex”
Ryan: “YA, BEAVER, YAAAAHH!”
Oh yeah, that gag doesn’t show up til next season..
Brad: “I’d say your elephant has a hernia.”
The audience groans. Brad groans at them.
Brad: “Hey Wayne, would you take Ryan’s shoes to his dressing room?”
Ryan: “…Hi, we’re unicorns for Rogaine.”
As Drew signs off, Ryan’s still riding the beaver.
A very good Props round. Lots of new, original answers.
Overall: A very weird show. Nothing was truly bad here, but maybe the presence of Hugh Hefner brought a very odd, bro-y mood to the show that hasn’t aged very well. I mean, say what you will about Hef’s presence in popular culture, but his entire thing was sleeping with lots of women. And you bring that to Whose Line, which was trying to appeal to a wide audience, but also to kids. That’s not gonna go well. Living Scenery was a good enough game, but there were several moments where I felt ‘should I be enjoying this?’ Ryan clearly goes more for the ‘toxic male’ angle than Colin in games like these where they just have two pretty women to move around, but even if it is all a guise, the fact that Ryan turned Living Scenery into an excuse to do bawdy things with two Playmates doesn’t sit well with me. The rest of the show, by design, paled in comparison to the bits with guest stars. SFAH was light, Award Show was very basic, and only Props really impressed me. Also, even if the games split the rep company in usage, I still can’t say Brad Sherwood did a great deal, and I can barely say that Wayne did much more.
Show Winner: Colin
Best Performer: Ryan did the heavy lifting all night. Even if he did so in Living Scenery, he knew where the jokes would come from, and he was a driving force.
Worst Performer: Brad was damn near shut out of the show. At least he had good stuff in Props.
Best Game: Props. That’s right, Props. Because it was the only game that didn’t disappoint me tonight.
Worst Game: Award Show. Almost went with Duet, but that got a laugh or two from me.
Guest Star Rating: Hugh seemed chuffed to be there, but it was hard to tell if he was enjoying the song. Ava and Victoria were happy to help out in Living Scenery, but you could tell that it made them a little uncomfortable. They didn’t bring much to the table at all. I’m giving them all a 5 out of 10.
COMING UP NEXT: Last show, a lot was said about Ryan’s shoes. Next show, a lot is going to be said about a shirt, a hat, and some crotches