Nevermind Watchdown: The Complete Guide

I watched every single episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks over the last few years, and logged it on this blog. As a way of making it easier for newcomers to follow the journey, this post is a complete guide to every post, and episode, in order, each with my own As-Yet-Untitled-esque name for it.

Series 1:
S01E01, or OY.

S01E02, or Detachable Penis
S01E03, or …..OH GENO.
S01E04, or Sixth, Thethelia, by Thuggth
S01E05, or RRRRR! RRRRR! RRRR!
S01E06, or But the Pants Stay On
S01E07, or THIS IS A CLUE!!!
S01E08, or You’ve Got a Lot of Nerve to Come Over Me
S01E09, or Sandwiches from Japan, of Steaming Lamb

Series 2:
S02E01, or MMMMMM!
S02E01, or I Don’t Find Your Student Humor Amusing
S02E03, or Toblerooone!
S02E04, or I’m Gonna Have My Gay Card Taken Away for That!
S02E05, or Give us 15 Points Please
S02E06, or Especially Dinner
S02E07, or There’s Been Some Sort of Wind-Up Going On…
S02E08, or IIIIIIIT’S CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAASSSS!

Series 3:
S03E01, or SERIES THREE, BUSINESS AS USUAL!
S03E02, or Puh-pah!
S03E03, or Is It Metal?
S03E04, or IT’S SEAN!!
S03E05, or THINK SHINY-HEADED MAN!
S03E06, or AT THE END OF THE QUIZ…NOT TELLING!
S03E07, or There’s One Home Video

Never Rewind the Buzzcocks, or Have You Ever Seen Fish & Chips Like These?

Series 4:
S04E01, or OHHHH FANTASIA
S04E02, or WE ‘ATE YEW MOYLES
S04E03, or Cheggers Plays Tough
S04E04, or MAGICIANS LIE ON MEEEE!
S04E05, or ALLO, I’M FROM ZIMBABWE!
S04E06, or Blame it on the Comb
S04E07, or You Wait Til You Hear the Chorus..

Series 5:
S05E01, or LOOKIT MAH BIG PURPLE WILLY!
S05E02, or The Answer There was #3
S05E03, or WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US???
S05E04, or THIS IS NEXT LINES, NOT WARN THE VILLAGERS!
S05E05, or John Merrick Sings!
S05E06, or An Infinite Number of Toyahs
S05E07, or They Would Have Had 5, but They Were Bein’ Silly
S05E08, or ALLO, I’M NORMAN WISDOM 

Series 6:
S06E01, or SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!
S06E02, or What, d’you shit on the floor?
S06E03, or I’M COOKIN’
S06E04, or Ah, Gaffer Tape…
S06E05, or GEORGE…ya big poof!
S06E06, or The Face in my Nightmares
S06E07, or Get Ready for a Barnyard Analogy!
S06E08, or Can we bring in my crossbow?
S06E09, or How Did I Know That Would Please You?
S06E10, or Well, You’ve Got MY Vote…

Series 7:
S07E01, or Never Put Your Kazoo in Another Man’s Mouth
S07E02, or Who Was That, Celeste or Daphne?
S07E03, or If You Clap, I’ll Break Your Hands
S07E04, or GOOOOOO!
S07E05, or Calm Down, Phill, it’s not Pancake Day
S07E06, or He’s Definitely Called ‘Alan’
S07E07, or Cum by Hendrix
S07E08, or With Your Channel 4 Horseracing Face
S07E09, or One Nation Under a Groove?
S07E10, or And On That Theological Bombshell, Goodnight

Series 8:
S08E01, or Too Late for Mr. Denver
S08E01, or IIIIINTO THE VAAAALLEY
S08E03, or Book ‘Em Blackburn!
S08E03, or [Eastenders Drum Hit]
S08E05, or ….from POPSTARS!
S08E06, or DAWW NAWW NAWW NAWW
S08E07, or Drink Bleach!
S08E08, or THE SWEENEY…THE SWEENEY!
S08E09, or Doctor Who, Pass the Whatchamacallits!
S08E10, or Can We Get Leo’s Pills?

Series 9:
S09E01, or JHUJHUJHUJHUJHUJHUH!
S09E02, or My Hands Were Stinking!
S09E03, or LOVELY BOY!
S09E04, or I’m Gonna Finger You for the Canoe
S09E05, or You Want me to do a Line?
S09E06, or Spling is in the Air
S09E07, or It’s the Eerie Burger Man!
S09E08, or [Adam Ant Yelling]
S09E09, or [LIGHTNING CRACKLE]
S09E10, or Get Out of my Swamp!

Series 10:
S10E01, or And You, You Will be QUEEN!
S10E02, or You Honestly Write Songs?
S10E03, or I Asked for JOE!
S10E04, or All I Want is a Room Somewhere…
S10E05, or IN MY MIND, I’M RIGHT…
S10E06, or I’ve Got a List Here of 10,000 Reasons
S10E07, or I’m Keeping Everyone Late!
S10E08, or Stealth Rommel
S10E09, or Was I in the Skids??
S10E10, or ONE EUROPE! ONE HAIRLINE!

Series 11:
S11E01, or That Monkey’s Got Some Big Balls!
S11E02, or He is the one in 5ive
S11E03, or Good Night, The Incredible Hulk
S11E04, or When He Opens His Mouth, THAT Happens
S11E05, or By The Foreheads of Ant and Dec, Will You Stop!
S11E06, or Your Rock Ambulance Come to Take You Away
S11E07, or Bill, will you and Wayne’s World do a song?
S11E08, or FAT PEOPLE WALKING!
S11E09, or Shut Up, Womblio

Series 12:
S12E01, or Don’t Get Your Hopes Up, #2
S12E02, or Which One of them Looks Foreign?
S12E03, or Have I Just Mimed Fingering a Giraffe?
S12E04, or [Foghorn Noise]
S12E05, or This is the Night you were Born!
S12E06, or Is That the Only Reference You Have??
S12E07, or HELLO BARBARA!
S12E08, or When are you Releasing the Panther?
S12E09, or This Isn’t This is Your Life!
S12E10, or FLIP MOLE!
S12E11, or HI, MY NAME IS-WIKKA-WIKKA-…Ron.

Series 13:
S13E01, or Anyone In From AzerbaijANN?
S13E02, or I’m King of the Bears!
S13E03, or KEEP ‘EM COMIN’ LOVE!
S13E04, or Ducks Go Moo
S13E05, or Y’ever HAD Motorhead, Wayne?
S13E06, or I Shall Pay You in Honey
S13E07, or Needs More Monkey
S13E08, or Anything Goats
S13E09, or WAH WAH WAHHHHHH

Series 14:
S14E01, or He’s Not REALLY A Buccaneer!
S14E02, or He’s ALICE COOPER. HE KNOWS.
S14E03, or Buzzcocks and its Nazi Japery
S14E04, or IT’S GETTIN’ BUC-CAN-EER, SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!
S14E05, or Lionel’s Joke Goes In!
S14E06, or SHEILA, YOU REQUIRE…A PUNCHLINE!
S14E07, or SCOOP. KILL HIM.
S14E08, or You Just Got Booed Down by a Nolan!
S14E09, or STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
S14E10, or SPIT OUT THE STRAW!
S14E11, or The Perfect Hamlet Moment

Series 15:
S15E01, or NO, BONANZA!
S15E02, or How Do You Say Showaddywaddy in Your Country?
S15E03, or SHIT IN A BUCKET, BATMAN!
S15E04, or SO, I WAS CLONED!
S15E05, or My Little Cockney
S15E06, or ABANDON SHIP!
S15E07, or Arnie Goes to Hollywood

Series 16:
S16E01, or Evidently Money Can’t Buy me Guests
S16E02, or Peter…Think of a Number.
S16E03, or MUST KILL BEAVERS
S16E04, or I’M NOT FIVE.
S16E05, or You, Sir, are Wee Willie Harris.
S16E06, or For Crying Out Loud, Donkey
S16E07, or When I’m Near Lesbian Cowboys
S16E08, or Bill & Bez on Ice
S16E09, or That’s Why the Lady Smells of Tramp
S16E10, or The Man Who Didn’t Know he was Richard Fairbrass
S16E11, or Never Mind the Buzzcocks Goes Classical

Series 17:
S17E01, or Dave, Wrong Head
S17E02, or GET A FORK!
S17E03, or I Didn’t Know it Would Be This Sort of Show
S17E04, or Wait a Minute…What Just Happened?
S17E05, or I Say, I’ve Got a Snake!
S17E06, or I’M PROPER HAPPY!
S17E07, or Mr. Magoo’s Short-Sighted Brother
S17E08, or A Very Al Qaeda Christmas
S17E09, or [Gunshot Noise]

Series 18:
S18E01, or Bill and Ted’s Desperate Night Out
S18E02, or YOU WROTE A SONG ABOUT BUMMING!
S18E03, or COME ON KAISER BITCH!
S18E04, or Admittedly I Have Met All the Others
S18E05, or Stick it up your Arse, Paxman!
S18E06, or That Shit Ain’t Funny…
S18E07, or JUGGLE THOSE CARDS, BITCH!

Series 19:
S19E01, or The Pope’s Got a Lovely Nose!
S19E02, or TONIGHT! ON PHILL!
S19E03, or SHUSH ODDIE!
S19E04, or I’d Rather Have Cat AIDS
S19E05, or You Have Outgayed Me, Barrowman!
S19E06, or I’m Coming Over With My Sex-Men
S19E07, or Medieval McFly is Not Available in the Shops

Series 20:
S20E01, or BAILEY IN RED…
S20E02, or DID ‘IS HELMET GO BLUE?
S20E03, or Does Anyone Look a bit like Preston?
S20E04, or YOU STAY WHERE YOU ARE, MIDGE!
S20E05, or THIEF! And Not in a good, Robin Hood way
S20E06, or We Just Cuddle

Series 21:
S21E01, or You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Kitten
S21E02, or Take me to Musical Heaven, Phill Jupitus
S21E03, or I Feel Like I’m Doing the Series Now
S21E04, or We Worked Very Hard on Davro or Dennis
S21E05, or Remember the Athsma!
S21E06, or THE BABY…WHERE DOES IT COME FROM???
S21E07, or I Just Promoted Your Fucking Tour!
S21E08, or Should We Have a Throw-Off?
S21E09, or [Biggins Laugh]
S21E10, or IT’S…JAMES LANCE!
S21E11, or DID 50 CENT GO ON TO SAY THAT HE PITIED THE FOOL??
S21E12, or READY THE TROLLEY, DALE!

Series 22:
S22E01, or You’ve Turned Into my Aunt Sybil!
S22E02, or COME ON DUMBLEDORE, SING IT!
S22E03, or I’M A *JEW!*
S22E04, or Me Bum’s Flappin’ a Little Bit…
S22E04.5, or Never Trust Greg in a Sketch
S22E05, or Lower Your Expectations
S22E06, or It’s Not YOUR job that’s at stake!
S22E07, or When a Pregnant Spice Girl Wants to See Your Pants…
S22E08, or DID HE JUST GO ‘VROOM’?
S22E09, or Take That, Fascists!
S22E10, or Out to the Sheds, Simon
S22E11, or What About All That Cooking That You Do?

Series 23:
S23E01, or I TOLD ONE JOURNALIST!
S23E02, or Not as Easy as it Looks, Welsh Boy?
S23E03, or At Last We Will Have Revenge…and Cheese
S23E04, or Me and You are Gonna Fall Out
S23E05, or You’re Getting Taller Every Minute
S23E06, or IF THIS IS THE WAY THE QUIZ IS GOING, NOW…
S23E07, or THIS IS NOT STOMP.
S23E08, or YOU’VE BROKEN THE SHOW!!
S23E09, or Get Spanked!
S23E10, or I Am Now Hiding Behind Noel Fielding
S23E11, or To be Honest, Carol, I Thought You Were Smarter Than This…
S23E12, or BARROWMAN!

Series 24:
S24E01, or I THINK I NEED A BETTER DRUMMERRR
S24E02, or Like the Urban Kestrel He Is
S24E03, or I’m in Jedward! Fuck You!
S24E04, or Enough of This Society Entertainment
S24E05, or Look, These are for SHAKIRA.
S24E06, or Give the Bow & Arrow to Target
S24E07, or you still here, Wiley?
S24E08, or …..batmaaaann…
S24E09, or What The Fuck Did I Just Do???
S24E10, or Could Everyone Stop Talking in Riddles?
S24E11, or I’ll Never be Allowed Back in a Zoo
S24E12, or Put Down the Crack Pipe, LIFE’S GREAT EVERYBODY!

Series 25:
S25E01, or I’VE GOT A GREAT GIG FOR YOU, MICHAEL.
S25E02, or You’re Like a Sort of Weird Cheese Child-Catcher
S25E03, or Pretty Sure I’m in the Wrong Studio
S25E04, or SUTIN!!!
S25E05, or You Can Push me All You Want, Bin Boy
S25E06, or Anyone for a Vajazzle?
S25E07, or We Think It’s Number Thre–AAIIIGHHH!
S25E08, or TONIGHT…FORTY PERCENT!
S23E09, or Now the BEARS are gonna come…
S25E10, or Surely That’s What Come Together’s About
S25E11, or FLASH! OOOH-AAARRR!
S25E12, or I Don’t Wanna See the Force!

Series 26:
S26E01, or [wink]
S26E02, or Never Mind the Horse Cocks
S26E03, or is Coldplay the one with James Blunt?
S26E04, or FOUR HUNDRED HAPPY MEAL.
S26E05, or I’M FORTY-FOUR!
S26E06, or Step Away from the Pigeon!
S26E07, or Classic Sheeran
S26E08, or I’m Gonna Need Counseling After This Show
S26E09, or I’ve Never Before Been More Scared of a Gymnast
S26E10, or Which One of you Melted Under the Heaton?
S26E11, or The BBC’s in Enough Trouble Already
S26E12, or TWENTY FOUR PEOPLE

Series 27:
S27E01, or Come Round and see me Licking Ball
S27E02, or Hashtag Fannys
S27E03, or I Think You Should Come Back to Me…
S27E04, or GOAT! GOAT! GOAT!
S27E05, or Take THIS Back to America!
S27E06, or STOP CONFUSING THE RYDER!
S27E07, or [mug smashing noise]
S27E08, or WHAT’S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL? IT IS A BLENDER.
S27E09, or I Think You’ve Had an Akabusi Attack!
S27E10, or Squirrels Ate My Cake
S27E11, or For the Record, I Don’t Write This Shit…
S27E12, or The Vegan’s on FIRE!

Series 28:
S28E01, or OOOOH, I Feel Like Singing!
S28E02, or We Don’t Believe in Time
S28E03, or I’m Only Here for the Company!
S28E04, or I Can’t Work With This Ball-Bongo Man!
S28E05, or No, Not Exploding Feet!
S28E06, or End With Some Dignity
S28E07, or POOOLSATIN’ AND THROBBIN’!
S28E08, or GIVE BRITAIN WHAT THEY WANT, LOYD!
S28E09, or It’s That Kind of Quick Thinking That Got Me This Job
S28E10, or We Happen to Know that it’s Multiple Choice
S28E11, or Have Some Respect for the Host, STEVE!
S28E12, or DEATH.