Whose Watchdown is it Anyway UK: The Complete Guide

After finishing up Never Mind the Buzzcocks, I moved onto another UK staple, the original Whose Line is it Anyway, covering every episode of the UK run, and writing about it. As a way of making it easier for newcomers to follow the journey, this post is a complete guide to every post, and episode, in order, each with my own As-Yet-Untitled-esque name for it.

Series 1:
S01E01, or Those Guinea Pigs are My Pets!
S01E02, or Not Funny, but Clean
S01E03, or Nothing if Not Subtle
S01E04, or This started out with me giving YOU a mission
S01E05, or Yes, You’ve Got it Right, I’m a Complete Imbecile!
S01E06, or You’ve Got Hair and You’re On Television
S01E07, or SPACE…AND BOOBS.
S01E08, or WHERE’S MEL???
S01E09, or Size Doesn’t Matter
S01E10, or Don’t Put All Your Legs in One Bastard
S01E11, or It’s All Here
S01E12, or With Treacle?
S01E13, or Cut That One Out, Right?

Series 2:
S02E01, or QUICK! Run Around Pointlessly!
S02E02, or Could You Leave the Python Where it is, Please?
S02E03, or I Sing, I Dance, and I Eat Socks
S02E04, or Make it Wanker’s Gin!
S02E05, or Hey, Who Brought the Turds??
S02E06, or This is the Fruitcake of Doom!
S02E07, or CHWISTMAS??
S02E08, or Never Come Too Early
S02E09, or I’M STARTING THIS TIME, SESSIONS!
S02E10, or The Man Has the Morals of a German Shepherd
S02E11, or I’ll Get the Plunger
S02E12, or We’ll Be on the Moon…SOON!
S02E13, or BEARDED COLLIE??
S02E14, or Whose Front, Though?
S02E15, OR Shut Your Face and Put this Collar On
S02E16, or Bet You Never Expected to Find Me in Your Urine
S02E17, or That’ll Make Good Television, Won’t It?

Series 3:
S03E01, or I Think That Speaks for Itself..
S03E02, or That Dramatically Changes Your Chances of Winning Tonight
S03E03, or How on Earth is it Gonna Go to the Toilet?
S03E04, or Anyway, I Should be Talking About the Car…
S03E05, or Under the Neck, That Goes!
S03E06, or BUT WOMAN, HANDS OFF MY LOINS!
S03E07, or We Do Get Quite a Lot of Shirley Bassey
S03E08, or Let’s Look Under ‘R’ for Realistic
S03E09, or I’m Sorry, I Didn’t Quite Get That, BALDY!
S03E10, or They’re Always Expecting Something More..
S03E11, or And Now…My Accent Has Gone!
S03E12, or It’s Not Like the Sheep was Underage!
S03E13, or I Don’t Understand it, I Don’t Know How THEY do…
S03E14, or It’s Improvisation, Not Forward Thinking
S03E15, or Never Take a Bath with Another Man
S03E16, or You Never Stop, Don’t You?
S03E017, or Is That ‘Get Away from Those Hamsters’?

Series 4:
S04E01, or THIS PARTY’S CRAP!
S04E02, or What Are You Doing With That Squeezy Bottle?
S04E03, or The Word is Style We’re Looking for Here
S04E04, or You’ve Had Two Warnings, Tony
S04E05, or It’s More of a Guideline Than a Commandment, Really…
S04E06, or That’s Never Stopped Me Having a Good Time..
S04E07, or Bad Call, Homeslice
S04E08, or ZAIRE? I Asked for Lapland!
S04E09, or Stop Tap-Dancing, You Fool!
S04E10, or Whose Suggestion Was This Anyway?
S04E11, or And We’re Back to You and the Wife…
S04E12, or As I Recall, I Didn’t Write That Ticket..
S04E13, or I Just Lost All My Points

Series 5:
S05E01, or FLOOD!
S05E02, or SCREW IT, WE’LL HAVE KETCHUP!
S05E03, or This is Just Lapsing into Personal Abuse..
S05E04, or BREASTS!
S05E05, or WELL CLAP, GODDAMMIT!
S05E06, or IT’S ME AGAIN, MARK!
S05E07, or Come Again?
S05E08, or …I Think I’ll Have a Shower…
S05E09, or I Haven’t Got a FIRST Guess!

Series 6:
S06E01, or Are You Danish?
S06E02, or YES, MISTER PATRONIZING BARRISTER, We Have it in America
S06E03, or Hey, Tony, it’s Only a Bit of Fun
S06E04, or WHO ORDERED PUMPKIN??
S06E05, or Why Did I Invite These People?
S06E06, or I HAVE NO LUNGS.
S06E07, or Can I Just Say…I’m Not Playing Anymore..
S06E08, or Always let the Wardrobe Mistress Choose Your Clothes
S06E09, or EURODISNEY SUCKS!
S06E10, or HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!
S06E11, or I Can’t Describe What I Just Saw..

Series 7:
S07E01, or The Man is Forty-Five Years Old!
S07E02, or Hey, Who Invited the Chicks?
S07E03, or ….SUSTAINED!
S07E04, or Well, it’s Mother’s Day
S07E05, or Don’t Bring Clive James into this!
S07E06, or It’s My Party, and I’ll be Crap if I Want to.
S07E07, or The Crew Seems to be Happy About It!
S07E08, or Only I Make the Noise!
S07E09, or What are you Implying, Clive?
S07E10, or You’re From Australia, Aren’t You?
S07E11, or But then…I’m Just a Canadian…
S07E12, or His Plan Almost Worked

Series 8:
S08E01, or DAS BOOT!
S08E02, or HELLO, FOOT!
S08E03, or MY MOTHER’S ASHES!
S08E04, or Last Year it was the Pogo Stick!
S08E05, or JUST GIVE ME ONE LAST SHAG!
S08E06, or DATE ME OR FACE THE BALD MAN!
S08E07, or Thanks for Clearing That One Up for me, David Attenborough
S08E08, or Well, it’s Made Colin’s Evening!
S08E09, or Isn’t My Face the Picture of Innocence?
S08E10, or IT SMELLS LIKE BERNARD!
S08E11, or UNCLE BILL?
S08E12, or First, Let me Conserve my Strength!
S08E13, or HEY, YOU UGLY??
S08E04, or …the Teeth Right off her Gums

Series 9:
S09E01, or You’re Gonna Have to go in There
S09E02, or Not Done With That Banana?
S09E03, or Clive, What are you Doing in my Closet?
S09E04, or Bernstein, There Could be a Musical in This..
S09E05, or THE EMOTIONAL HOLES!
S09E06, or Shouldn’t You Read Him His Rights or Something?
S09E07, or You Made a Wooden Hooker?
S09E08, or Nazis Don’t Take Showers!
S09E09, or Actually, Never Mind About Your Son…
S09E10, or Didn’t You Call me a Poofter Earlier?
S09E11, or WHAT’S YOGI BEAR DOING THERE???
S09E12, or The Product of Deranged Minds
S09E13, or I DON’T WANT.
S09E14, or And YOU Like to Watch…
S09E15, or Because…NOW THEN NOW THEN NOW THEN
S09E16, or OCH AYE.
S09E17, or THE EYES OF THE WORLD WERE UPON ME.
S09E18, or My Fax is Ruined
S09E19, or WEASELS WEASELS GO AWAY.

Series 10:
S10E01, or Our Narcoleptic Hornblower
S10E02, or You’re a Geezer!
S10E03, or The Lesbos Want the Curds and Whey
S10E04, or LOOK AT THE DIFFERENT….THINGS
S10E05, or Who are the Damn Norwegians?
S10E06, or I’M A BRONZE GOD!
S10E07, or I Am About to Call for a Big Teletubby Hug Here
S10E08, or He’s Covered in Wool, You Harlot!
S10E09, or What the Hell, Bang Bang Bang Bang
S10E10, or What’s with the OTHER Grape?
S10E11, or Wow, She’s Butch!